bleeziethechef:

So I was just minding my own business invited my bike in my damn neighborhood and the police pulled me over. I was in the bike lane and observing all traffic rules like I normally do because I’m a good upstanding citizen of New York City. So anyways this officer of the law hops out of the car and walks over to me. I asked him why he stopped me. He told me he stopped me because my backpack looked suspect. (I had to wrap my backpack in plastic because what was inside of it was too big to fit into the backpack and I didn’t want it to fall out while I was riding my bike) I told him “your ponytail looks suspect Rico”. He laughed. He had to. He knew he looked just like Rico Sauve. Then he put on the serious face again and asked me what was in my backpack. I told him it was none of his business and I know my rights. Then I said “that being said, I have a sausage making machine in my backpack”. He laughed again. He said “seriously what’s in your backpack” I said “I already told you Rico” if you don’t believe me then you’re going to have to do an illegal search and it’s going to make more problems for you because my lawyer is a bad son of a bitch. Also I told him that I was a professional chef and these are just the tools of the trade. I have to make some sausage and I had to grab a machine and I wanted to ride my bike whilst completing that task. He stood there looking confused. I told him that I was going to take my phone out of my pocket so he didn’t shoot me or anything crazy like that and then I grabbed my phone and I showed him my Instagram account and then he said okay sir have a good day. Thank you all of my followers. Have a good day Rico. Also, are police officers allowed to have ponytails if they’re not women? (at Lafayette Gardens(LG)Projects)

bleeziethechef:

So I was just minding my own business invited my bike in my damn neighborhood and the police pulled me over. I was in the bike lane and observing all traffic rules like I normally do because I’m a good upstanding citizen of New York City. So anyways this officer of the law hops out of the car and walks over to me. I asked him why he stopped me. He told me he stopped me because my backpack looked suspect. (I had to wrap my backpack in plastic because what was inside of it was too big to fit into the backpack and I didn’t want it to fall out while I was riding my bike) I told him “your ponytail looks suspect Rico”. He laughed. He had to. He knew he looked just like Rico Sauve. Then he put on the serious face again and asked me what was in my backpack. I told him it was none of his business and I know my rights. Then I said “that being said, I have a sausage making machine in my backpack”. He laughed again. He said “seriously what’s in your backpack” I said “I already told you Rico” if you don’t believe me then you’re going to have to do an illegal search and it’s going to make more problems for you because my lawyer is a bad son of a bitch. Also I told him that I was a professional chef and these are just the tools of the trade. I have to make some sausage and I had to grab a machine and I wanted to ride my bike whilst completing that task. He stood there looking confused. I told him that I was going to take my phone out of my pocket so he didn’t shoot me or anything crazy like that and then I grabbed my phone and I showed him my Instagram account and then he said okay sir have a good day. Thank you all of my followers. Have a good day Rico. Also, are police officers allowed to have ponytails if they’re not women? (at Lafayette Gardens(LG)Projects)

To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul. To do this, you need to experience solitude, which most people are afraid of, because in the silence you hear the truth and know the solutions.

Deepak Chopra (via purplebuddhaproject)